Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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