haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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