1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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