i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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