HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Porn is love you can see.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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