you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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