Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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