Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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