this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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