No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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