i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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