Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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