at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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