Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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