i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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