he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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