hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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