going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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