just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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