It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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