Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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