So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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