I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
did you just send me my own nude
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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