Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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