Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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