no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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