do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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