I want to have your abortion
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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