The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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