Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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