Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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