don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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