that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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