I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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