We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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