There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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