two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
being pregnant is like rehab
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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