i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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