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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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