Whod you bang
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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