great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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