I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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