Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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