hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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