I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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