it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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