I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
