Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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