I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
