Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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